In this episode, the brothers are lonely and need a new friend. So why not make one!? They’re the best. Just the bestest friend ever. Will it be the bestest kind of friend for you? We’ll have to see… you’ll need to invite them to your birthday party. Trust us.

In this episode, the brothers are going to help you put your child down for the night. That’s right. They’ve got the secret to your child’s sleep in a lyrical invention this week. Let me tell you, this song is money. And they will hush up your child extra good. It’s hush money is what I’m saying. I’ve said too much.  

In this episode, the brothers are going to let you in on a little secret. Something that’s here and scary and totally real, but it’s under lock and key. Don’t worry, the brothers may have made it but it’s totally safely secured. You are protected. Spooky!

In this episode, the brothers intend to put on a show. A show about safety! They’re going to keep you safe with some new policies that are totally not redundant and helpful. It’s show time. Shh shh shh… you’re safe now. You’re welcome.

In this episode, the brothers are doing to GET DOWN on a hip new level and then RISE to the challenge of a great new invention. Let them ELEVATE you to new HEIGHTS of entertainment. It will really PUSH YOUR BUTTONS. Anyway, they did an elevator.  

In this episode, the brothers seek to invent a movie that’s so bad it’s good. Or is it so good it’s bad? What even makes a quality entertaining movie? Who can say for sure. Taste is subjective. And this subject is SPICY. Also Shmoogle does a GREAT job of contributing.

In this episode, the brothers seek to invent a new Olympic Sport! Don’t forget to have clean pee. I am very busy right now… this is all of a description you’re going to get. Olympic Sport. Here it comes.

In this episode, the brothers invent an escape room. You won’t be able to escape these LAUGHS. YOU CAN’T. We set the difficulty too high! You can’t escape… the laughs!

In this episode, “Red Rover, Red Rover, We call a new Playground Game over.” the brothers invent a game you can play on the schoolyard. Optimize your recess schedule with this new gem. Play safe now kids!